This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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