I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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