Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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