idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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