Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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