problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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