speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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