i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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