You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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