yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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