Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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