Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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