yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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