Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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