I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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