What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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