there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
When did angry sex become our thing?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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