she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
