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Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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