Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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