nut hugger
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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