I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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