so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
After last night, I could never be a politician.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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