I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
