Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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