Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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