I need help removing her.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I have tasted many bathrooms
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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