Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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