I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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