So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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