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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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