I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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