STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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