So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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