Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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