Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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