no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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