just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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