Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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