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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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