I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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