found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So many bounce houses so little time
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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