And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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