My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
