If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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