Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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