That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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