oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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