ya dads aren't the best wingmen
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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