IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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