There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
