brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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