I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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