wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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