didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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