Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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